Julius Caesar

I was watching a documentary on the Caesars when Pestilence drifted in. I’ll tell the story in Pest-speak:
She’s like ‘So is Julius Caesar a true story, then?’
So I’m like ‘Du-uh!’
So she’s like ‘But I thought Shakespeare wrote it!’
So I’m like …

… oh, never mind. History isn’t among the Highers she’s studying for.