Mega man

From Gary Marshall’s blog:

Yep, it’s spam time again. This time the text is colour-coded, with the first letter of each line forming the acronym “MEGADIK”. No, really.

M – men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E – enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G – guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A – and now make a real step to this – buy our means for increase of the member
D – do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I – if the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the size of the member – he dissembles
K – know her from the sexual side how is she inside exactly.

Excuse me while I dissemble …

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