Someone posted on the DGM forum an old joke:
‘What’s the difference between a pizza and a professional musician?’
‘A pizza can feed a family of four.’
This opened the sluice gates. Here are a few I liked:
Q: What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?
Q: What do you call the bloke who hangs around with musicians?
A: The drummer…..
Q: What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the rhythm into a drum machine once……
Q. What do you say to a jazz guitarist at work?
A. Big Mac and large fries, please!
Q: How do you know there is a lead singer on your doorstep?
A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
… and this …
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before she dances?
A: Drops him off at band practice.
No doubt, more to follow …
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