Rhyme of the month & mobile phone revenge

I had to pass this on. I’m collecting some lyrics for the Out of the Bedroom site. Tommy MacKay sent me some for his song My Beautiful Ninja, which contain this wonderful rhyme (for which a Scottish accent is necessary to make ‘beer’ a two-syllable word):

I was in the best of health

Thirsting for a beer

She exhibited incredible stealth

In fact I didn’t see her

At first, and then she leapt out of the shadows

From behind the crates of Bollinger at Haddows

Tommy MacKay 2004.

I am weak in the presence of genius.

Before I give up blogging and get back to my life, here’s Something to use next time you’re trapped in a confined space with someone on a mobile phone!

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